Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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