Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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