I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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