nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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