Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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