i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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