I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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