Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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