told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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