And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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