I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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