too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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