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say what?
wanna hang out?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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