I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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