Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
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