I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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