I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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