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So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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