walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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