I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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