so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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