Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
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