Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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