why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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