I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
bring money and cleavage
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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