Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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