my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
The feeling are messing with the penis
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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