...so i touched it.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
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if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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