i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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