It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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