just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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