Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I love black thongs
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I am spending my child support on dildos
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
