The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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