Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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