I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Randomize
