her vagine was all disorganized.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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