i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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