i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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