My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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