We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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