She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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