But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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