But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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