He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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