So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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