It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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