He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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