I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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