Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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