so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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