so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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